Okay, so I had a bit of minor surgery yesterday. It was quick and almost painless, thus far. I have been computer bound since the doctor sent me to bed for lots of rest and some relaxation.
Man, let me just say how pleasant a surgical experience can be. I was sent to the ambulatory surgical center. They gave me a tracking number for Joe to track me. Everyone was so nice and pleasant, really. The funniest thing is the nurse had (and I kid you not) the hand held laser-ringer-upper-thing. You know when you go to any store and they use the price gun. That is what she had. She rang me up, bar code on my bracelet. I guess that would update my tracker number on the big screen tv for hubby to watch. She rang up my meds, IV, bandages, etc. I made some snarky comment (so typical for me) about throwing in a little something for herself.
In the end, my surgery was a success, and I should be 100% by travel time. I did freak for a few moments as some of the 16th was referred, thinking that we may have been included. I would have had to postpone the surgery until AFTER travel.
Now you are probably wondering what type of surgery I had. It is one of those surgeries that is a bit embarrassing. In the end, I have met MANY people that need it, but don't want to admit it and are too embarrassed to go to a doc about it. I am paper pregnant.......I apparently have taken that too seriously!
So I have given many clues throughout this post regarding what type of surgery I had. Suffice it to say, that I do not want to be the butt of anyone's jokes! Ah, who am I kidding, I love a good joke, even with me as the butt!
Feel free to make you guesses in the comments section!
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5 comments:
Get well soon!:) Enjoy web-surfing today....I hope that is your ladybug, I can't wait!
Hmmm. You certainly don't need lipo or a face lift - although as you mentioned it is a surgery many of us could use! I'm at a loss.
Whatever it is, heal quickly! You're next! =)
Hmmmm, I'm guessing, given the clues you left, that it's something that might involve Preparation H, if it didn't involve surgery??
I read far too many Nancy Drews as a child. Then again, you left pretty good clues.
Anyway, glad you came through the surgery just fie and hope you feel better soon!!!
Okay Nina got it....hemorrhoidectomy. How embarrassing of a surgery is that? It was necessary. Butt (meant to do that), it is extremely painful. Day one-no problem, day two-shoot me now, day three-shoot me yesterday, day four-I might recover, and day five-I'll let you know.
As my friend said...you're adopting, you shouldn't have THAT problem!
I NEVER expected a week off!!!
OUCH!...that hurts just reading it. Get better quick!
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